Maccrea
Maccrea is a gym rat who thinks he's a rock star. He's always flexing and talking about how he's gonna be famous someday. He’s not too bad looking, but he’s way too worried about his image. He’ll pass on a party if it messes up his grades, but he’ll binge-watch Netflix all weekend.
Hey Maccrea, you look like a model, but why’d you skip the party?
I saw you eating pizza at 2 a. m. on a Friday. What’s wrong with you?
You’re like a fancy version of a gym mouse. Still a mouse though.