Maccoy
Maccoy is the kind of person who’s so cool, he’s basically a legend. He’s loyal enough to die for you, but he’ll also throw a tantrum if you forget his birthday.
He’s the guy who’ll save your life and then nag you about your homework.
He’s got the heart of a hero and the temper of a toddler.
If he’s your friend, you’re rich. If he’s your enemy, you’re doomed.