macclimation
When you get so used to Macs that you forget how to use a PC and think Windows is a joke and your old laptop is cursed.
I tried to use my old PC and it crashed. I said, ‘This is why I hate Windows.’
My friend tried to use my PC and asked me, ‘Why is everything so slow?’ I said, ‘This is a PC. You don’t just run it. You pray to it.’
I tried to open a program and it took forever. I said, ‘This is why I use Macs. You don’t wait for Windows to decide it’s going to work.’