Macclimate
When you get so obsessed with Apple stuff that you can’t even remember how to use a PC anymore. You see a Windows logo and it feels like seeing your ex in a bad haircut.
'I don’t even know what a Start menu is anymore. It’s like looking at a foreign language.'
'I tried to open a Word doc and it gave me a panic attack.'
'My PC is just a sad version of my Mac now.'