Macci Donaldi - Macci is the part of the name that smells like old fries and

Macci is the part of the name that smells like old fries and bad decisions.

I got a McFlurry from Macci and it tasted like my ex’s perfume.

My brother said Macci was the best place ever, until he got a hot dog that was cold and sad.

I tried to be cool by saying I eat at Macci every day. It didn’t work.