MacCeara

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A person who used to reply to messages like they were on fire, but now they take forever because their Mac is slower than a snail with a broken leg and a hangover.

'Hey, you there?', 3 hours later: 'Yeah... I saw that... I was busy... I had to reboot my Mac... I forgot my password... it was 2 a. m.'

'I texted you 10 times. You replied once. It took 45 minutes.'

'I sent you a message at 8 a. m. You replied at 2 p. m. I had to call your mom to check if you were alive.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A human who used to answer messages like they were on a mission, but now they're so attached to their Mac that it's like the Mac is their ex and it won't let them go.

'I saw your message. I tried to reply. My Mac crashed. I cried.'

'You texted me at lunch. I didn't reply. I was too busy arguing with my Mac.'

'I got your message. I tried to reply. My Mac said no. I said no back.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Someone who used to be all over your messages, but now they're so slow because their Mac is like a drunk man who can't find his keys and also can't remember his own name.

'I saw your message. My Mac crashed. I called my brother. He called my mom. I forgot my password.'

'You sent me 5 messages. I replied with a grumble. My Mac was tired.'

'You texted me. I tried to reply. My Mac said it was tired. I said it was tired too.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago