maccas worker
Maximus D. Raper is a maccas worker who thinks he's a rockstar. He yells at the grill like it's his enemy and swears at customers like they owe him money.
He yelled at the grill, 'You better cook those fries or I'll beat you with my burger.'
He told me I was 'a disgrace to the McDonald's family.'
He said my order was 'so bad it deserves a standing ovation.'