Maccas Internet
When your internet is so bad, it might as well be coming from the bottom of a McDonald's fryer. Used when you're playing a game and you're screaming at your screen.
My ping is 800. I'm not even mad, I'm just on Maccas Internet.
Wendy's WiFi is like being trapped in a microwave for 10 minutes.
Burger King's internet is slower than my grandma's walking pace.