Maccas Chick
A person who eats your heart out and leaves you with a f***ing tea bag. Like a f***ing dog who steals your sandwich.
He asked me out. I said yes. Then he asked me out again. And again. And again.
She left me with a crumpled napkin and a broken heart.
She said, 'I'll see you later, lover.' I said, 'I'll see you in hell.'