Maccas Chick
A human who loves getting full while another guy gets a crumpled napkin and a f***ing side-eye. A real f***ing tramp.
I saw her with four guys at the same time. I was jealous and mad.
She took my money and my dignity. I'm still f***ing sore.
She said, 'I'll be there in 5, but I might bring a few friends.'