maccarthy
Has a cock so big it could give a donkey a complex and looks like he was carved by the devil. If you ever meet a guy with that last name, you’re getting a free show and a front-row seat to heaven.
My cousin dated a maccarthy and now he’s crying because he can’t stop thinking about it.
That maccarthy walked into the bar and the whole place turned into a group chat.
I asked my friend if he knew a maccarthy, and he said, 'No, but I’ve heard of him.'