That maccaroni nigga sold me a bag for 20 bucks and said it was a full pound, I counted the seeds, and it was half a handful.

My friend got roasted by a maccaroni nigga, he paid 30 bucks for a bag that had more leaves than weed.

I asked the maccaroni nigga if he had any good stuff, he said, 'This is the best I got, and I’m still broke.'