macbrick
Your MacBook is so dead it could be used as a doorstop. And you’re not even mad, you’re just sad.
My MacBook won't even start. I'm just gonna go to the store and buy a new one. I'm done.
I tried to open my laptop and it said 'Error 666', that’s not a real error, that’s a curse.
I just rebooted my MacBook and it didn't work. I'm not rebooting, I'm giving up.