MacBook envy
When a Windows user gets so mad they want to punch someone because they use a MacBook and look cool doing it.
My cousin got MacBook envy after I showed him my laptop and he still uses Windows 98.
She texted me: 'How do you even type on that thing? I can't even turn my computer on.'
He yelled at me in the hallway: 'You think you're better than me just because you have a MacBook!'