MacBook Air 2020
It’s the laptop that Apple sells to people who think they’re cool, but it’s just a fancy phone with a keyboard.
I bought this MacBook Air 2020 because it looked cool, and now I regret every single decision I made.
This laptop is like my mom, looks good, but it takes forever to do anything.
I tried to watch a movie on it, and it took longer than my math test to load.