MacBook aim
Your aim is so bad it feels like you're trying to shoot a moving target with a wobbly laser pointer on a MacBook trackpad. MacOS thinks it’s a genius, but your crosshair is having a nervous breakdown.
I missed the headshot because the cursor decided to take a nap.
I shot myself in the foot and my opponent laughed.
My crosshair was doing the cha-cha and I was just trying to survive.