MacBook 7
A fancy MacBook Pro that’s been forced to use Windows 7 like it’s the 2000s. It looks cool, but it’s basically a rich kid’s toy that still can’t handle a basic spreadsheet without crying.
My boss bought me one, and it looks like it was stolen from a rich kid’s backpack.
I tried to open Excel and it gave me a middle finger.
It runs Windows 7 like it’s doing me a favor.