Macaytlen
A Macaytlen is a girl who’s funny and sweet, but she’ll cuss you out if she’s mad. She looks good all the time, even when she’s not trying. Most of them have blonde hair, which is a total blessing.
You made me mad, so I’m cussing you out.
I look good even when I’m wearing my ugly socks.
Blonde hair is the best thing ever, and I have it.