Macaully
A goddess who can see everything and hates lies. She’s got a brain like a library and a mood like a toddler. Cross her and she’ll make your life a living hell.
Macaully saw me cheating on my homework. I got a D and a curse.
She knows my favorite snack from 2009. I’m doomed.
I said ‘ugly’ and now I have to live with it.