Macaualay
A total heartthrob who can make anyone laugh even when they're having the worst day ever. He's got a body that would make a statue jealous and a personality that’s like a snack, you can’t get enough of him. But if he dumps you, it will hurt like you got kicked by a donkey.
He walked into the room and my dog started barking at him like he was a superhero.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I knew I’d probably end up crying later.
He broke up with me because he found a girl who had better skin and more followers.