Macaturd
When you use a fast food restaurant bathroom like it's your own personal toilet and don't even buy a snack to thank it.
I did a Macaturd at Starbucks and left the barista in disbelief.
That guy did a Macaturd at Chick-fil-A and the chicken got a little jealous.
I did a Macaturd at Popeyes and the shrimp didn't even get a chance to be fried.
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