Macaroonxx
A person who looks like a macaron but is just a weirdo. They make you laugh until you cry and keep every stupid thing you send them. Also called Mac, MacBook, or the guy who works at McDonald’s and thinks you’re a failure.
'Why did you save that video of a cat wearing sunglasses?' 'Because it’s a masterpiece.'
'Mac, why are you wearing a macaron shirt?' 'I’m trying to be a macaron.'
'You still work at McDonald’s?' 'I work at McDonald’s.'