Macaroonxx
A human who thinks they're a macaron. They make you laugh until you cry and keep every dumb photo you send them. Also called Mac, MacBook, or the guy who takes your order at McDonald's.
'Why did you save that photo of a dog wearing sunglasses?' 'Because it’s iconic.'
'Mac, why are you eating a macaron?' 'It’s my identity.'
'You still work at McDonald’s?' 'I work at McDonald’s.'