macaroon job
A macaroon job is a sneaky cock job you get in a bakery, done by the cute girl behind the counter. You don’t want your girlfriend to catch you doing it because she'll flip her lid and probably call your mom.
I got a macaroon job while my girlfriend was in the restroom. She came back and saw me eating a cupcake and I was still hard.
My dad got a macaroon job and now he’s obsessed with almond croissants.
My friend’s teacher got a macaroon job and now she gives extra credit to anyone who can guess what it is.