Macaroo
a 4'11" trash-talking noob who plays Jak 2 and Super Mario 64 like it's their job and speedruns like it's a holy mission
'I beat you in 12 minutes. You're not even worthy of my speedrun.'
'Jak 2? I've beaten that game so much, the console is tired of me.'
'Super Mario 64? That's just my warm-up.'