Macaroni nut
You take a bowl of soggy noodles then you piddle on them and stir them until they bubble and leave them to rot then you toss one in the fountain and make your family eat the rest like it’s a punishment.
My dad made me eat the noodles and I cried.
I threw the noodle in the fountain and it came back.
My sister said it tasted like my uncle's socks.