Macaroni Monstrocity
A person who makes mac and cheese, then eats everything nearby while waiting for the water to boil. They usually feel like they’ve committed a crime after they finish.
I made mac and cheese, then ate my sister's lunch. I feel like I did something bad.
I made mac and cheese, then I ate the entire kitchen. I think I broke the law.
I made mac and cheese, then I ate my neighbor’s cat. I think I’m going to jail.