macaroni monster
A guy so big he could be the main dish at a buffet. He wears a football suit like a coat and calls himself a man. He pushes other big guys around like they're toy cars.
My friend's dad tried to be a macaroni monster. He fell down during the game and yelled, 'I'm still a monster!' while he was on the ground.
My teacher said my brother looked like a macaroni monster when he walked into class wearing a football helmet.
My cousin's dog tried to be a macaroni monster. He wore a helmet and barked at the mailman.