macaroni monster
A giant man who thinks he's cool because he wears a helmet. He eats like a beast, smells like a gym sock, and gets paid millions to sit on the field and grumble.
My friend's dad tried to be a macaroni monster. He fell off the field and yelled, 'I'm still a monster!' while he was on the ground.
My teacher said my brother looked like a macaroni monster when he walked into the room with a helmet on.
My dog got a helmet and a jersey and started barking at the mailman like he was a macaroni monster.