Macaroni Boy - A man who thinks macaroni is the best lover. He eats it with

A man who thinks macaroni is the best lover. He eats it with his hands, squishes it like it's a mattress, and screams when he gets a big pile.

I saw a guy eating macaroni and he looked like he was having sex.

My brother eats macaroni like it's a love letter.

I got a message that said, 'Macaroni is my soulmate.'