Macaroni Boy - A man who gets turned on by macaroni. He eats it like it’s a

A man who gets turned on by macaroni. He eats it like it’s a lover, shoves it in his mouth like it’s a sex toy, and cries when it’s gone.

I saw a guy eating macaroni and he looked like he was having a heart attack.

I texted my friend, 'Macaroni is my life.'

I got a message that said, 'I miss macaroni like it’s my ex.'