Macaroni Boy - A guy who can’t get enough macaroni. He eats it like it's a

A guy who can’t get enough macaroni. He eats it like it's a love letter, screams when it’s gone, and humps pasta like it’s his girlfriend.

I had macaroni for dinner and it felt like a date.

I got a message that said, 'Macaroni is my favorite lover.'

I tried to live without macaroni and I cried.