Macaroni and Squeeze
A cheese fart so strong it could knock a man over and leave your pants looking like they’ve been attacked by a goo monster.
My lunch was Macaroni and Squeeze. My chair smelled like a gym sock after a month.
I had Macaroni and Squeeze and my friend laughed so hard he cried.
I ate Macaroni and Squeeze and my pants were stained. My mom was not happy.