Macaroni and Squeeze
A cheese-based fart that smells so bad it could make a dog cry and your underpants look like they’ve been dipped in goo.
I had Macaroni and Squeeze and my pants were soaked. My dog ran away.
My brother had Macaroni and Squeeze and my mom yelled at him like he was a monster.
I tried Macaroni and Squeeze and my chair was ruined. Forever.