Macarolles
A macarolles is someone so good, they make you look like a kid who cried in a pool. Basically the best person ever, and they know it.
My cousin is a macarolles, I cried in a pool and he laughed at me.
He’s a macarolles, I tried to beat him and I got beat by his brother.
She’s a macarolles, I said I was the best, and she said I was a chump.