Macarolles
A macarolles is someone so good, they make you feel like a piece of rotten meat. Like a god, but with more swear words.
That kid’s a macarolles, I lost my bet and now I have to eat spaghetti for a week.
She’s a macarolles, I tried to outsmart her and I failed.
He’s a macarolles, I tried to beat him and I got beat by his dog.