macamento
Macamento is the smelly capital of California, where Sacramento sits like a bloated middle-aged man in a cheap suit.
"Why does my brain hurt? I spent 3 hours in Macamento.", @joe_schmo
"Macamento is where my cousins got lost and found a new life in traffic.", @cousin_jim
"I hate Macamento more than my ex and my dentist combined.", @angry_tom