Macamatically Challenged - When your Mac is so arrogant it thinks it's the only compute

When your Mac is so arrogant it thinks it's the only computer that exists and won’t let you do anything else.

My Mac said, 'You don’t need that app; I am the app.'

I tried to use my phone, and my Mac said, 'You’re not a real computer.'

My Mac refused to let me play my game because it was jealous of the phone.