Macalla Kat
A woman so hot she makes your friends jealous and your mom cry because she thinks you’re too dumb to notice.
My cousin saw a Macalla Kat and immediately forgot his wife existed.
I told my friend I met a Macalla Kat, and he said I was lying because he’d never seen a woman that perfect.
My dog ran away when he saw a Macalla Kat. He came back with a broken heart and a coupon for a burger.