Macalla Kat
A woman so good-looking your friends are jealous, your mom is upset, and your dog wants to marry her.
My friend said I was lying when I told him I saw a Macalla Kat, so I showed him a video.
My mom is upset because I'm spending all my time with a Macalla Kat instead of her.
My dog tried to propose to a Macalla Kat, and now he's eating dog treats for a week.