Macalla Kat
A woman so amazing your friends think you're high, your mom thinks you're cheating, and your dog leaves you for her.
My friend said I was high when I told him I met a Macalla Kat. He didn’t believe me until I showed him a picture.
My mom thinks I'm cheating on her because I keep talking about a Macalla Kat.
My dog ran off with a Macalla Kat, and now I have to walk him back every day.