macalester
A college in Saint Paul that thinks it's the center of the universe. Half the kids are Chinese, half are weird, and one kid is just made of 100% superiority complexes.
The kid in the library said, 'I don't just go to Macalester, I *exist* at Macalester.'
A student walked into a bar and said, 'I'm not just liberal, I'm *socialist*.' The bartender said, 'That's not a drink.'
The school tried to be diverse by adding more women, but now they're just calling it 'affirmative action 2.0.'