Macalester College
Macalester College is a tiny school in Saint Paul where most kids are Chinese or from other countries and think they're way smarter than everyone else. They call themselves MAC and act like they're the best thing since sliced bread.
My friend said, 'I got into MAC because I'm a genius.' I said, 'You're not a genius, you're just Chinese.'
At MAC, they think they're the only ones who matter. Everyone else is just background noise.
My cousin got into MAC and now thinks she's a philosopher. She's not. She's just tired.