Macaholic
A person who can't live without Apple stuff. They own so many iThings they probably think they're rich, but they're just broke and delusional.
I bought a new iPhone just because my old one had a scratch. It’s not a scratch, it’s a betrayal.
My MacBook Pro is my second home. My first home is my couch.
I have six iPods. I don’t know what they do. I just like the way they look.