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A college brainiac who thinks he’s the king of the world because he can read a 500-page book in one sitting and still can’t tell the difference between a girl and a sandwich.
He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog just stared at him like he was a weird sandwich.
He failed a test because he thought ‘apple’ was a type of math problem.
He asked me if I knew what ‘syllogism’ was. I said, ‘No. But I know what a syllogism is when it’s in my soup.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A person who thinks reading is a sport and cracking open a book is like winning the World Cup. But he can’t even text without spelling ‘hello’ as ‘helo’.
He tried to talk to a barista. He said, ‘I’m ordering a latte. Do you know what a latte is?’ She said, ‘Yes. It’s your face after you read a book for three hours.’
He told me he could read a book in one day. I said, ‘Cool. Can you read a book in one second?’ He said, ‘No. But I can read it in one day.’
He tried to explain ‘metaphor’ to a kid. The kid said, ‘That’s just a fancy word for a lie.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A human who thinks he’s smart because he can read a whole book and still can’t explain why he failed his math test. He’s like a shell that’s full of dust and no brains.
He tried to explain ‘epic’ to me. I said, ‘You’re epic. You’re also a walking disaster.’
He tried to write a poem. It was just a list of words that didn’t make sense. I called it ‘The Tale of the Confused Bookworm.’
He told me he could read a whole book in one day. I said, ‘Cool. Can you read a whole book in one hour?’ He said, ‘No. But I can read a whole book in one day.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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