macaddict
A total geek who spends all day arguing about Mac stuff on the Macaddict Forums like it's their full-time job.
"I swear if someone says 'Mac is better than Windows' one more time, I'm gonna scream."
A guy in the forum posted a 10-page rant about why the Apple logo should be green.
A girl sent a DM saying, 'If you don't like my Mac, you don't deserve to live.'