macadamian sloth monster
a monster that moves slower than a turtle on a nap. it makes weird noises like a dying cat and eats hot pockets like they’re the last ones on Earth. it’s named after Jell-O and it’s the worst.
A macadamian sloth monster walked into my classroom. It took 10 minutes to say hello.
I had to wait 20 minutes for a macadamian sloth monster to finish its hot pocket.
My mom called me a macadamian sloth monster for taking forever to clean my room.