macadamian sloth monster
a monster so slow it could make a snail cry. it makes noises like a broken kazoo and has the attention span of a goldfish. it’s named after Jell-O and lives on hot pockets.
My math test was interrupted by a macadamian sloth monster. It took 5 minutes to walk from the front of the room to my desk.
At the mall, a macadamian sloth monster tried to buy a hot pocket. It took 15 minutes to pay.
My little brother called me a macadamian sloth monster for not finishing my soup.