Macadamia
When you go to a gelato shop on a first date and the guy orders salted Macadamia, it means he’s not just cool, he’s a sexual legend.
She asked what salted Macadamia meant, and I said, ‘He’s into pegging.’
He ordered salted Macadamia and I knew he was going to ask me to peg him later.
I dated a guy who ordered salted Macadamia. Turns out he’s into pegging and also has a degree in philosophy.