Macadamia
The sneaky little jerks that hide in your cookies and pretend to be chocolate, but they’re just trying to mess with your mind.
I bit into a cookie and it was a Macadamia. I thought it was chocolate, but it was just a nut trying to trick me.
My mom said the cookies were ‘chocolate chips,’ but they were really Macadamia. She’s a sneaky little witch.
He said the cookies were ‘white chocolate,’ but I knew it was Macadamia. I’ve been eating them for years.